Douche of the day....me...

Sorry I have been missing. My job has soooo gotten in the way of my life these days!Ha! I nominate ME as Douche of the day since I've been missing so long.....not sure what my punishment should be...maybe dress up like Snooki for a day? Ha.....I will be better and I will be back...

Peace & Love

Vampire Squirrels

I have freaking squirrels in my attic. I've had them there for over 6 months. They are playing soccer over my head when I sleep. I hate them. I called my landlord (again) and she tells me that she would come remove them but they will 'just come back in' and I tell her "well you have to patch the giant hole in the roof" and then she tells me "I've tried that. I had this happen in my old house, I would evict the squirrels, patch the holes and they'd just chew back through."

We keep talking about different squirrel evicting options and the entire time I'm wondering what kind of SuperVampire Squirrels we have when she mentions she has been using GreatStuff to patch the holes. Whaaaaaaaaat? I'm sorry? GreatSTuff? Really? You expect FOAM to keep a squirrel out of a nice warm house??? WTF!

If you don't know what GreatStuff is its..well its great stuff that you can use to seal up little cracks in your windows or plumbing but not for giant gaping HOLES. For THAT you need a 2x4, some nails, maybe some new shingles..I don't know but not freakin foam. Acck.

I love this....................

Lady with a stick returns....

....Only this time with pruning shears and in MY yard!!!!!

See previous post first

I returned home today to find the slippers with a stick lady on the outskirts of MY yard snipping at trees and bushes!

I mosied my way over to inquire what she was doing and she informed me that the trees and bushes were 'infringing' on the roadway. I asked her if she had started renting the house next door (since that is where I first discovered her) and she informed me no, she in fact had her own house but this area needed to be cleaned up. She also told me she had just come from a few blocks away and had finished cleaning that area up because one neighbors flowers were in another's yard.

Now, if I wasn't a renter I probably would have been mad as hell that she went snipping at my trees. And she traveled into my YARD to snip at a tree next door that was leaning over my yard (she said she didn't want the neighbors limbs in my yard..!). However, as I do rent and the yard truly needed some attention ( my landlord..well that is for another day) I merely smiled and went back inside before she decided I needed a trim myself.

I'm still a bit shocked she feels it is okay to go running around with pruning sheers.

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Hmmm Shirmp and Nion's

Sadly, the editors at (or for) Senor Frogs must have had one to many Cadillac Margarita's while creating the menu. Come on folks how much money was spent creating these menu's and someone couldn't bother to proof read them?

Nion Rings anyone? I love that someone drew in the O.

You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out..

While I recognize the fun in this picture and how cute the kids are, at one point the little one on the far right had his leg hopped up over the cement barrier and was swinging back and forth over the edge. I looked over just in time to catch another women shielding her eyes from watching it and shrieking "oh i cant watch that..i cant watch....", this ledge is a good 20 feet in the air over a shallow catfish pond.

Dun uh Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun uh...Ok sound effects don't carry over so well in a blog....

This guy is not really a Douche but he is absolutely hilarious and for that I had to share........